Rugby Intelligence Exam

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As part of the selection criteria the following exam will be administered to all potential players. Please take time to complete the questions associated with your position. If you are unsure what your position is, ask a fellow player.

Forwards:

1. My favorite position is:
      a. Touch Judge
      b. Back at the bar
      c .Missionary
      d .CEO
2.  2.    Before a match I should always:
      a. Eat
      b. Bathe
      c. Be sure to have a BM
      d. All of the above
3.  3.    If my opponent is laying on the ground I should:
      a. Offer a hand up
      b. Ask what he’s doing down there
      c. Step on him
      d. Check his pulse
4.  4.    Whenever I have the ball I should:
      a. Pass it to one of those little guys
      b. Eat it
      c. Kick it real far
      d. Look shocked
5.  5.    The most important thing to have on the pitch is:
      a. A surly attitude
      b. My shorts
      c. Food
      d. Tiny opposing forwards
6.  6.    When the Referee says I am infringing I:
      a. Need to hem my shorts
      b. Throw my hands in air looking as innocent as possible
      c. Run back 10 meters
      d. Have no idea what he is talking about
7.  7.    In rugby a try is:
      a. A touchdown
      b. Worth 5 points
      c. Something the backs never do
      d. I have no idea
8.  8.    The thing I most enjoy about rugby is:
      a. Laughing at the backs
      b. running over opposition
      c. The after match socials
      d. All of the above
Backs:
1.  1.    My favorite position is:
      a. Missionary
      b. Crouching shrew, Hidden lemming
      c. Way back
      d. Hairdresser
2.  2.    Before a match I should always:
      a. Cry
      b. Iron my shorts
      c. Lay out my evening dress
      d. Smell Nice
3.  3.    If my opponent is laying on the ground I should:
      a. Cry
      b. Call for a doctor
      c. Skip away from him
      d. Hold his head in my lap until help arrives
4.  4.    Whenever I have the ball I should:
      a. Cry
      b. Throw it way high in the air
      c. Hand it to my opponent so he won’t hit me
      d. Run sideways
5.  5.    The most important thing to have on the pitch is:
      a. My comb
      b. A handkerchief
      c. Super tight Jersey (taped if necessary)
      d. Clean panties
6.  6.    When the Referee says I am infringing I:
      a. Cry
      b. Throw my nose up and skip back into position
      c. Check my hair
      d. Have no idea what he is talking about
7.  7.    In Rugby a try is:
      a. Something the forwards never do
      b. Something my opponent did several times
      c. I have no idea
      d. A touchdown
8.  8.    The thing I most enjoy about rugby is:
      a. Meeting a lot of nice young men
      b. Dressing up for the socials
      c. The pre-match huddle
      d. All of the above

If j didn’t read any better I would say you have a lot of pent-up hatred toward us pretty backs.

Ah man I thought it was rather impartial!

maybe slightly forward bias

The truth isn’t always palatable Brauny. Sedge, spot on!!!

Who rattled your cage Krishna!!!