Fines Master - Tour 2006

[Neil]

I have started the topic early to allow people to start their campaigns! Please promote yourself here!!!

All nominations will be added straight after they were submitted. You can nominate yourself or any other member. So please put all submissions in this forum to be considered.

It is then down to the public to choose. I believe you can only vote once... Although i have allowed you permission to change your vote at any time!!! Proof of multiple accounts being set up to rig the election will result in punishment by the selected Fines Master!!! I imagine it will be quite a hard punishment!!!

Let the games begin!!!

[No8]

MY FELLOW WATFORDIANS; MAY I TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO STAND AS A BEACON IN THE OBSCURITY OF THE DARK WORLD OF FINES MASTERS.  WHEN YOU TAKE THE SIDE OF A DEFENDER OF THE REALM, THE SIDE OF GOD..... AND NOT SOME OBSCURE PRETENDER THEN YOU MUST REALSIE THAT I WILL DISPENSE JUSTICE IN A TRUELY FAIR AND PLEASANT MANNER THAT WILL ABIDE BY AT LEAST SOME UK/EUROPEAN LAWS OF COMMON DECENCY AND YOU ARE ALL NOW VERY WELL AWARE THAT THE EVIL MITCHELL HAS OPPOSED THIS SOMEWHAT HUMBLING APPOINTMENT; SO HE MAY BE MORE FAIRLY TREATED THAN THE REST !!!!!!

I HAVE THE UTMOST CONFIDENCE IN THE INTEGRITY OF MY FELLOW WATFORDIANS TO REALISE WHAT MISERY AND RITUAL HUMILIATIONTHE OTHER 2 SCOUNDRELS (NOMINEES) WOULD INFLICT UPON YOU....THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE CHOICE

A FINE UPSTANDING DEFENDER OF THE REALM.

[Dave Mitch]

Hey I never said I wanted to do it......... I couldn't afford the legal costs.

[Neil]

It was the back row lot that started the argument... so you are all in!!!

[Mandy]

What's going on here??? How did i get on the list as well?? If i'm there then so is Butch, i have just spoken to him and he really wants to do it. How funny would that be, bearing in mind that we can't understand him atthe best of times, let alone when he would be trying to fine people....Oh happy days

[Neil]

Butch has now also been nominated!!!   

[Dave Mitch]

Come on chaps it has to be a forward, simple as that.
No one listens to backs. What kind of fine would a back give anyway; neck this thimble of larger top, dress in non-designer gear for the night.

We are talking about a bunch of guys who colour coordinate the tape they use, when all they use it for is holding their socks up. What we need is a forward, who use tape to holding heads, hands or even boots together.

Forwards I call upon you to unite and vote pack, as I don't want to do it that means Mark or Sharpey. I know you will do this....as with most things slowly.

[Less is]

Now then, now then!

Can't have Butcher leading the pack as it would be like a 5 year old boy shepherding a pack of Rhinos.  As for Mark, you know what these squaddies are like, he will have us setting fire to our trousers and playing soggy biscuit with eachother.

As for the others, the only thing I can see good about Mandy doing it is we would all have to drink Stella all night, Dave would be too busy dancing and Sharpey would be driving.

(I have voted for Mark by the way)

The best venue would be Rega in Latvia!  Its pennies for beer out there, with lots of eastern bloc charm (Spetsnaz and cheap prostitutes).  My mate told me the whole weekend cost him £200 for beers and lots of food the whores only charge £30 for an 'all in one' lap dance (for all you married boys).

Here are some useful phrases for the trip:
Kakovo khuya sidite ('Why the f**king hell don't shift your arse!' To be used by the Finesmaster for stragglers and bar staff)
Kontraktnik ('Professional soldier' Mark again)
Poyekhali ('Bottoms Up')
Vzdrognem ('Cheers')
Prinyato ('Roger, got it' If there is a Roger on tour)
Dosvidanya ('Goodbye')

No i'm not bilingual, just reading a Chris Ryan book at the moment (do they speak Russian in Latvia?)

Just thought I would let my thoughts be heard.  Up the Rega!

[Less is]

Hang on, just realised my picture looks like a copper bumming a terrorist!  Hows that for taking the fight to the enemy

[sedge]

ah less is! bless!

vote mark

 

forwards are the future!

[Jon Stevens]

Less is my second row buddy, Riga is a good idea, I went there last year and it was excellent, however i don't know if they play much rugby over there.  In addition when i went most places are 5ft deep in snow!  Think it would be good for a drinking weekend, but tour would be tricky. 

[No8]

Sounds like an excellent venue !!!

[Neil]

it seems Mitchell's mind tricks are working on you. He is using reverse psychology... The more he says he does not want to do it, the more you guys vote for him...

[Dave Mitch]

I'm not using my Jedi powers - honest.
In fact take my name off - you need a responsible adult-
On tour I am neither responsible or adult, I would be bound to take it too far people would get hurt, animals de-flowered, hair product and shoes abused (say no more)

In fact.......................................................it pains me to say it has to be Forward and the backrow are a brotherhood so………….

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A trip to Riga sounds like a good educational call, not that fussed about getting my boots muddy on tour anyway

[Neil]

Well the forward certainly seem to be dominating this... But at the moment it is a tie between Bridgey and Mark..