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Pondering
« on: January 27, 2006, 12:50:12 PM » |
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I was just pondering, if an evil wizard approached you and said (in a deep, scary voice);
"I am going to curse you! You can either have all your fingers replaced with knives, or forks....FOREVER!"
What would you choose?
Knives, or forks?
Just pondering
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Skinny
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what sort of knives? dinner knives or sharpe carving knives? sharpe carving knives would be cool but if it was just dinner knives then i'd have forks!
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The evil wizard gives you the choice.
"If you want you can have a mixture of the various types of knives, or forks. Maybe you want a trowel for a thumb"
(Said in a deep and scary voice)
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Peter
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Sorry to be a pain, but are spoons an option? I fancy 10 soup spoons...
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Push, lift, push, run a bit, lift and rest!
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After much deliberation the evil wizard replies (in an even deeper and scarier voice)
"No! Don't be so fucking stupid Nelly, soup spoons are for women and the french. For one so wise you do sometimes speak drivel"
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Son of Clubman
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Was the wizard from Northern Ireland if so you may have misheard what he said with his broad Belfast Accent. Knives and F**Ks
I would take the "F**Ks for ever any day.
Or is that Guy Fawks?
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sedge
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U EITHER A WAT OR YOUR NOT! La Familia
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bottle openers and corkscrews
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"He who sheds his blood with me, shall be my brother" - William Shakespeare
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Dave Mitch
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Bottle openers everytime Sedge
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Skinny
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blimey tracksuit, you still alive?
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Traxsuit
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I could same the same?!?!!?!?
Hows u??
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"There are only two options regarding commitment. You're either IN or you’re OUT. There is no such thing as life in-between."
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