curry rhapsody

[Peter]

Sums up my existence in one song.....

To the tune of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody...

Naan, just killed a man
poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan, dinner's just begun
But now I'm gonna crap it all away.
Naan, ooh, ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
Seen nothing yet just see the loo tomorrow Curry on, curry on Cause nothing really Madras.

Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Rectum aching all the time
Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan, ooh, ooh
This doopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.

...guitar solo...

I see a little chicken tikka on the side Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy Meat!

Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo loo loo)

I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory Stand you well back 'Case the loo is quarantined...

Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolor yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again (There he goes) Coming back again (up again) Here it comes again.
(No no no no no no NO)
On my knees, I'm on my knees
On his knees, Oh, there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor me.. poor me...poor meee!

...guitar solo...

So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, But now you'll puke like a baby Just had to come out It just had to come right out in here.

...guitar solo...slow bit...

Korma, sag or bhuna
bhaji, balti or naan
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
To meee....

Anyway, the wind blows....shshshsh

[Mandy]

Splendid, when are we going to have a go at recreating this?

[Mr Bridge]

I remember this version


Is this a Bhuna?
Or is this a Jalfrezi?
Mixed up my order,
They all look the same to me

Open your gob,
Just swallow a forkful and see.
I'm just a student,
Need something real cheap to eat

Because I'm stoney broke
Not a bean
Don't remember the menu I've seen

Korma, Saag or Madras
Doesn't really matter to me,
To me....

Naan-aa, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle, now he's dead.
Naan-aa, dinner just began
But now I'm gonna crap it all away.

Naan-aa, ooh-ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry,
Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow,
Curry on, Curry on,
'cause nothing really Madras.

Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers up my spine
Rectum aching all the time.
Goodbye every Bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.

Naan-aa, ohh ooh,
This Dopiaza's mild,
Sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.

I see a little Chicken Tikka on the side,
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh
Pass the chutney made of mango.
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicey
ME!

Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani and a naan
O Vindalooooooooo
(No no no no no no no no No)

I've eaten Balti, somebody help me
He's eaten Balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand well back
This loo's quarantined.

Here it comes,
There it goes, technicolour yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder
It's coming up again
Up again
Here it comes again
Here it comes again
Here it comes again
Here it comes again

This Vindaloo is about to wreck my guts
Poor me...Poor me...Poor me!

So you think you can chunder and think that it's alright?
So you think you can eat curry and drink all night?
Ohh maybe, now you'll puke like a baby,
Just had to come out,
Just had to come right out in here.....

Korma, Saag or Bhuna,
Balti, Naan or Bhaji
Nothing makes a difference to me
To me,
Anyway my wind blows......

[No8]

It could be your tour songs !!!!  Get learning lads, the rest of us tourists will provide the chorus !!!!!!