Bloody hell Ralphie you mumbling fool
Learn how to tackle properly its really old school
You've messed my shoulder ive even seen a doc
I'll really like to smack you one right in the cock
Now I cant play Rugby ive every right to moan
Im so sick of ouch, oww and oh groan
Now its true its all part of the game
A good hit will get you a bit of the old fame
But hit me again when I dont have the ball
...and ill stab you in the face

Just having a jest with you mate but you are an arse heheh
And yea Im no poet but hell... I know it